Animal Related Jokes

"Please keep your dog beside you, sir," a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite her on the bus, "I can feel a flea in my shoe." "Bello, come here," replied the man, "that woman has fleas." The photographer had been trying for hours to get some action shots of a bear that preferred to sleep in its cage. "What kind of bear is that?" he finally asked the zoo keeper. "Himalayan," was the reply. "I know that," snarled the photographer, "What I want to know is when him a getting up?" Source is Reader's Digest.