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he came with an aura of death, the reign of the black cat proved to be painful and miserable for us humans. after he sailed into our lands, burned down our crops, raped and murdered half our population and beheaded our leaders he took the thrones for himself. it was better for a very short while, he didn't do us much right after he had won, that was when he gathered up information and prepared rules and such for his new empire, it was calm and peaceful, half the people on earth was dead so life got a lot simple and all the world problems were gone. that was until he he had sorted out his stuff and started ruling for real. he forced us into slavery. every mam, woman and child. rebellions started, no one wanted to live like this, but none could withstand his iron paw and the rebellions were soon crushed and people were severely punished. exactly how he managed to conquer the world is a mystery, it was said that he used dark magic to bend the will of the weak in his favor. with just one gaze at his greatness you'd be under his spell and he'd do whatever he wanted with you. they said his fleet was larger than anything ever seen on earth before, and his army of cats were quicker, more dangerous and overall better than any army us humans could rise. we humans are too weak, our time is at an end, as soon as the last of us left die in slavery the reign of the black cat will rile higher than ever before and he will move on to a bigger price than us filthy humans his eyes is set on conquering the frontpage...
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