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Strong one to begin with, young Qadaffi. Look at that chiseled chin. What a beauty of a man. Here we have Nicolae Ceaușescu. He ruled Romania for some time. Nothing special, looks like your average lad. Ooh this one's a hot topic at the moment, Bashar Al-Assad. Really dig that crazy hairstyle, kid. Far out! An escaped mental patient? No! It's Benito Mussolini, though I'm not judging you for mistaken him for a mental patient. Hey it's our pal Fidel Castro! Up to no good are we eh? Well hurry up then, you got a dictator to get rid of! All in all, not too bad looking fairly average I guess. Here we go. It's the big one, the big S, the man of steel, Joseph Stalin himself. Waaay ahead of his time dressing like a modern hipster, this qt pie can execute me any day. So dreamy. It's young Che Guevara, what is there to add? Cool dude, his looks fit great for a doctor. Which he totally was by the way. This dude right here is Mobutu. He took power over the Belgian Congo after Belgium left. Oh boy what a bee's nest that was. Only in like 1998 some rebels managed to get rid of him. Which, of course, as in African tradition, led to thousands of deaths in wars in the following years. His looks you ask? Oh nothing that great. Fairly African 60's vibe. It's OK I guess. Oh boy it's young Saddam Hussein. The **** was he even doing as a dictator? With looks like that this total stunner should've been in movies! Let's close with Vladimir Lenin, shall we? Alright, as much as I like him as a historical figure, young Lenin has a total bad case of ******* ugly baby face. There, I said it. Sorry lad, but it's the truth.
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